Жила-была Лужа

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**Категория: Газета ТРИБУНА ХЛЕБОРОБА**
**Опубликовано **11.06.2013 04:54****
**Автор: Трибуна Хлебороба**
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Жила-была Лужа

В самый разгар майского "многоводья" обратились к нам в редакцию жители райцентра, домовладельцы улицы Набережной, с просьбами помочь. Ирина Федоровна Дубовых и Валентина Даниловна Байкова жаловались на то, что их дома и усадьбы подтопляет. А по улице невозможно ни проехать, ни пройти. Думали-думали, как им помочь, и решили написать сказку, даже, скорее, — быль.

Жила-была ее величество Лужа. Лужа была долгожительницей: ни один год обитала она на этой улице. Зимой она замерзала, сверху ее заносило снежными сугробами. Летом Лужа подсыхала, но не всегда: когда лето выдавалось дождливым, ее величество продолжала царствовать. Обильные дожди насыщали ее ненасытное чрево. Лужа росла и росла, да так, что в  жирной липкой Грязи, ее родной сестре, вязли не только люди, но и машины. Больше всего Лужа не любила людишек. Терпеть их не могла, чувствовала, как вынашивают они планы, чтобы ее  иссушить. Больше всего ее раздражала одна молодая мамаша, которая сильно сопротивлялась и возмущалась, когда Лужа стекала к ней в огород, в погреб. Ее величеству было смешно наблюдать, как молодая женщина суетилась, бегала по разным инстанциям с жалобами, чтобы ее — Лужу — на корню истребить. Женщина никак не могла успокоиться, даже обращение в сельсовет писала с просьбой Лужу засыпать. А ее величеству все нипочем. Даже то, что обещали в сельсовете в июне ее засыпать.

Пока старая, хитрая, мудрая Лужа затихла на время, мертвой прикинулась. Вода в ней высохла, остались лишь ямы да колеи. Спит Лужа, но знает, что придет скоро ее время, начнет ее величество опять нервишки людям портить.

А молодая мама продолжает надеяться, что сможет все-таки кто-нибудь Лужу победить. Что найдется герой-богатырь, способный с царским величием справиться.

Поживем-увидим…

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"ТХ" 11 июня 2013 г.

**Результаты профилирования**

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**Использование памяти**

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**24 типов SQL-запросов зафиксировано, отсортировано по вхождениям**

**Запросы типа SELECT:**
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  2. **2 × SELECT b.rules FROM eiw83_assets AS a LEFT JOIN eiw83_assets AS b ON b.lft <= a.lft AND b.rgt >= a.rgt**
  3. **2 × SELECT c.*,CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(c.alias) THEN CONCAT_WS(":", c.id, c.alias) ELSE c.id END as slug FROM eiw83_categories as c LEFT JOIN eiw83_categories AS s ON (s.lft <= c.lft AND s.rgt >= c.rgt) OR (s.lft > c.lft AND s.rgt < c.rgt) LEFT JOIN (SELECT cat.id as id FROM eiw83_categories AS cat JOIN eiw83_categories AS parent ON cat.lft BETWEEN parent.lft AND parent.rgt**
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  8. **1 × SELECT * FROM eiw83_fsj_includes_alias**
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  18. **1 × SELECT `data` FROM `eiw83_session`**
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  20. **1 × SELECT * FROM eiw83_jcomments_setting**
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  2. **1 × UPDATE eiw83_content SET hits = hits + 1**
  3. **1 × SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `eiw83_users**
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